Dear Miss Shy Sparrow
Kindly be advised that all members of the Honorable Society of Curmudgeons, Hays County Chapter, have signed an oath to always conduct theyselves in the most chivalrous manner, and to be gentle with children. We also brew an especially invigorating brand of tea hereabouts, sweetened by none other than jenuwine mesquite honey. So the welcome mat is out, the tea's brewed, and the rockin' chairs awaitin'! 
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One Big Ass Mistake, America
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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