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SCAMP et al -

My biggest concern in the Middle East is all of these little lizards uniting into "One Huge Godzilla!" Alone, they represent but a series of agitating little gadflies. United, however, these sand maggots could pose an awesome front!?

People go to war for many different reasons, but the one reason that could possibly unite the Arabs is "RELIGION", and their own little "Ayatollah Lincoln" to lead them on! (opinion)

Were that to occur, and our national leaders are fully cognizant of this potentiality, we could be facing yet another 100 year guerrilla war - a war without end so to speak! Not a World War II extravaganza, with huge and decisive battles mind you, but rather a sneaky little, hit and run, everlasting conflict, much as we are experiencing in and around Baghdad night now!

"And we are not alone in this dreadful scenario either!" The Brits have just allowed the Iraqis (or whoever) north of Basra, 48 hours to turn over the thugs who butchered 6 British Troopers! That is about 47 1/2 Hours more (I suspect) than the Israeli would have given these rag-headed gunmen to comply!

"And then what?" Years of incarceration, three squares a day, a slap upon the wrist perhaps; sought of like Baghdad Bob (the mouth that nobody wanted) will get!? And speaking of that "Babylonian Boob", how was he nabbed? I mean, he all but carried around a sign saying "I'M IRAQI BOB - KICK ME!" But alas "Poor Bob", I doubt if even his wife (Bad-Bush Betty) wanted any part of Bob or his "Teeny Weenie!" How do we know it's tiny you ask? I saw a photo of him that came out of the U.N., squatting to take a leak. And hell every, camel and goat in heat in the Middle East has been saying the same thing on Iraqi TV! (Poor, Lonely Bob!) The ambitions of a lion, the mouth of a baboon, and the loins of a mosquito!

"Hey Bob, there is always the flea circus or freak show! You can appear right along side Tariq Aziz!" What was it that you Iraqis said you did for Saddam anyway? Just a question, but the word ?PENIS PROSTHESIS? definitely comes to mind!?

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