Once there was a couple that didn't have a lot of money because the wife didn't work; but the guy was happy with his job, and they lived a normal life and had a nice home.
One day, the man's work put on an "Exotic Pet Contest." The person who had the most exotic pet would win $5,000 dollars and an instant promotion. So the couple decided to go for it! They went to the pet store determined to win the contest.
"Hi, can I help you?" the sales person said.
"Yes, we're looking for an exotic pet," the husband said.
"Oh, I have just the thing," said the sales person. "Follow me."
They stopped in front of a bird cage. Inside was a parrot with no legs sitting on a perch.
"Why is he so exotic?" asked the husband.
"You see," said the sales person, "this bird can talk in many languages and has no legs."
"Yes, yes, I see," said the husband. "So how does he stay on the perch?"
"Well, sir, he hangs by his dick," commented the salesperson.
"Wow, this will surely win the contest!" the husband thought. So he bought the bird.
The couple ended up winning the contest. A few weeks later, the husband came home, and the parrot was unusually quiet. He shrugged it off and went upstairs to find his wife.
"Milkman came to the door... Wife took off milkman's clothes... Milkman took off wife's clothes..." the parrot said, but then it stopped.
"What?" the husband asked, and the bird said it again.
The husband was in a fit of rage at the parrot.
He reached into his cage and started shaking him and shouted, "Yes, and then what? Tell me what happened next!"
"I don't know," the parrot said. "I got hard and fell off the branch."
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