"It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane...."
Thats a new one on me, I always thought it was polite to say excuse me. Where exactly is it considered polie to burn off farts anyway? (has anyone actually ever seen this done?? I think its apocryphal, Who wants to scorch their nether regions?)
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