Lady was checking out at the grocery store with
1/2 dozen eggs
1 qt of orange juice
1 qt of milk
small head of lettuce
1 frozen dinner
The man standing behind her said "You must be single".
After a few minutes, her curiosity got the best of her and she said "yes, how can you tell?"
Upon which he replied.........."Because you're UGLY!!!!"
Bob K
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Bob K. AKA bOOger
God bless the ACLU
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