A married couple climb in to bed one night. The husband is feeling rather amorous so he slides over to his wife's side of the bed and begins a bit of foreplay.
She says, "I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to be fresh for it."
Undaunted, the husband asks, "Do you have a dentists appointment, too?"
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