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Old 11-05-2002, 08:46 AM
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THREE CHEERS FOR THE CIA!!

Famed for a few notable failures in past several years, the ?Central Intelligence Agency? has done an about face in the Middle East! Granted, one rarely hears about successful operations, covert as they are, but in this particular instance, the flowing accolades are well deserved!

No, the targets were not situated in Iraq nor Afghanistan, but rather in Yemen, but the message was there none the less!! And no again, this wasn?t an action that pitted the guts and skill of a Pappy Boyington or an Audie Murphy against some pompous Imperial Japanese or Nazi General, but rather an action that sent a pilotless drone against a fliver (car) full of al-Qaeda Junkyard Mutts - one of them a top dog at that!

?News has it that six (6) al-Qaeda operatives won?t be home for dinner!!? And this, after a Predator (Not the Schwarzenegger variety) slammed into their ride in Yemen! Maybe they should have named this American drone the ?Terminator??

At the controls of this ?Twenty-first Century (deadly) Video Game?, and directing an explosives-packed drone, was the CIA! The target of this projectile was a car that was being driven by the bad-guys (al-Qaeda), and upon impact, these bad-boys were blown clean into the next dimension! One of the dearly departed was even said to have been involved in the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole!

Now how safe did you say that "Iraqi Sand-Worm" (Hussein) was, no matter where he is hiding?

With yet another Science Fiction Genius (Speilberg) away in Cuba for an eight-film festival, and George W. engaged in the ?Battling Of The Ballots? (I wonder who he is voting for - yuk, yuk?!), the al-Qaeda too was busy attempting to turn a mountain of dope into a few stinger missiles, according to the media!

Of course, this ?Battle of The Ballots? is a bloodless engagement, and one that is geared to overturn the long-standing curse that has haunted current presidents for some time. It seems that a sitting president always seems to lose his ass-sets in congressional (mid-term) elections! This time around the Planet Terra, however, the Republican Party is indeed attempting to romance ?Old Obi-Wan? and overcome (what they claim to be) the ?Dark Side? of Politics!?

VERITAS

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