Humor
 

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the childbirth call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place! Smack his butt again!"

An Oglalla Siux walks into a cafe in Anadarko, Oklahoma with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo chipss in the other.

He says to the waiter. "Me want coffee!"

Waiter says "sure chief! coming right up.

The indian drinks his coffee in one gulp, throws the bucket of Buffalo Chips into the air and blasts it with the shotgun then just walks out.

Next morning the indian is back with his bucket and shotgun and again asks for coffee.

Water says "whoah Tonto, we're still cleaning up the mess you left yesterday, what the hell are you up to?"

The Indian smiles proudly and says "Me training for upper management, come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day".

Could this be true?

That is obviously not a Navy outhouse. If it was the signs would read:
Top - Chiefs
bottom - The rest of the Navy

Or

Top - Navy
bottom - Landlubbers

If it was Air Force...it would be flying over head at around 30,000' dropping "bombs" :D :D

Top - Navy

Bottom _ Sea Going Bellhops ( marines )

enough.......