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Internet Parking Notice
INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
Offender : Date: 05/03/2000 Time: 3:00 a.m. Offense # : in front of the computer TOO LONG! Details of Offense : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG! You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later. |
Damn
Damn busted again you sound just like my supervisor sis. can't i get away with anything anymore?
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i told you the government is every where ...
i though i had them fooled,keep moving my chair around dam these guy's or good.
razz:D :D :D :D :D |
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