You have to hire me !!! .... It is the law !!
 

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In Harley biking circles, this individual could just win the ?Rat Bike? award and not even be on a bike and that?s a real substantial accomplishment. Great jumped up, is it alive? :ek:

Scamp

Yeah....RIGHT! ...Hello,Ma`am..I`m here to service your air conditioning system..

Scamp,

I think he could have been a great star for Creature Feature. :D

Sure Philly, it could be either that or one of them Fiji Island cannibals of 17th century legion and lore. You know-the ones that invited Capt. Bligh and crew to stop in for lunch, as lunch.

Scamp

Remind me not to go native... ;)

Yeah sure,...laugh all you want.
 

But, let's be sensible and pragmatic about this. Think of all the money that could be saved in pin cushions,...if a large sweat shop owner hired a yokel like that to run back and forth (as needed) between a multitude of sewing stations. Sure he might get a little bloody after an eight hour day. But, so what? He probably would love being productive and useful for-a-change.

Neil, Quality Control Specialist :D

New found career options: star of Creature Feature Films, dinner for head hunters, and pin cushion. We could easily take him off of unemployment compensation... :D

As well, I was wondering if this is what Keith would classify and council as a poor self-image situation. :cd:

Scamp

There is something morbidly wrong with anyone that could pierce his/her face like that. :cd: