Trav
Lean harder....and if you need me to bug the piss out of him, let me know....Plenty of room at the house. but we'll have to eat somewhere else since that drunk drove through the front door of my favorite resturant. (they tore the place down....The Feds got them for income tax evasion so they confiscated the insurance check )
Bob K

See Bob, I KNEW you'd need ta know where a good B-B-Que place was!

Am sure lookin forward to meetin the buddies I haven't met yet, and seeing the ones I have. Seems awful strange to see me sayin that, being as how I've never been the most trusting sort and was convinced I couldn't make friends in much under 20 yrs.,
but I've yet to meet anyone on Psyco Mt. that didn't seem like an old friend I just hadn't seen in quite awhile. Really really strange but true.

Hal
Lookin foward to following Henry down the road as he sheds another year of rust.
Bob K

Some new additions to the Psyco Mtn list.

Looks like Pighmpr is going to be with us at the annual camp out and prayer meeting. Talked with him and his new "retired" but working status is going to work well for him. Also, combat Corpsman David Tinoco, Iraq, one of my Corpsman buddies here wants to come along with a my buddy, a Navy Nurse, who is now at Bethesda Naval Hospital in ICU working with the worst of the casualties of the War in Iraq and Afghanistan. He's not been overseas and is a little afraid of acceptance at Psyco Mtn and I told him not to worry.....what he's doing now should certainly qualify him....but if there is a problem, then you guys should let me know ahead of time.....I can't believe there will be a problem. He is also going through an ugly divorce right now and needs the comfort and companionship of the mountain and the fine people that come there. Let me know if it's ok. I've been off the net for a few days due to helping him with his divorce shit. He's been staying at Deb and my place and went back to Bethesda yesterday after court. Bad ju-ju. Looking more forward every day to our annual fun fest.

Pack

Paco,...
 

..."Curtis' advice to the lovelorn" is now open,...

...have him call me ifin' he has any, and all questions regarding the sexual opposition, :D ,...

...between all of us, we can improvise, and overcome anything,...

...the mountain has healing qualities that the outside world has yet to experience,...

... Tell your buddy that I felt the same two years ago, as "THE MOUNTAIN" sounds intimidating, but it the people, and the heartfelt bonding once you arrive that engulfs you, and all troubles are absorbed by all, and dispelled,...

...Thank him for his service, and there isn't any belittlement towards ANY Veteran regardless of MOS, AFSC, etc, (cept Bob, we all pick on him), the baptism of fire only comes with the comrade's you meet, and you couldn't ask for a better lot,...

...

Tom , tell our brother he is always welcome on our Mountain and thank him for his service. Next to God a medic/nurse is a grunts best friend. Tell him me and my family appreciate his service and we are sending hugs his way.

We need,....
 

...

...A " PSYCO-PHILLY CADILLAC" FOR THE MOUNTAIN


"One Piece At A Time"

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

[Spoken] Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

...

Tom...bring him and all his "partners in crime" A vet is a vet, no matter where he has done his time!

TRav

Tom
 

Wait a minute. Paco, are you telling us there is this guy, who you call a friend, and you?re the primary person giving advise about how to make out well during a divorce? Paco, think about you qualifications for this endeavor. Hell yes have him come to the mountain. This poor kid needs all the help he could possibility get.

Stay healthy,
Andy

Bob and I are
 

certified divorce and recovery counselors. I think we have more wifes than Henry the 8th. The psyco vets counseling bar will be open 24/howevermanydayswearethere or until the counselee passes out.